Bawz n Bones a Story:
"HEY COME'RE BOY!"
That was what he said as I rounded the corner with my freshly inked
tattoo of sweet Mary Jane on my shoulder.
"COME ERE BOY I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!"
Well natural curiosity did get the best of my 21 year old mind. I
began to walk over to the grizzled pile of flesh before me. He was of
average build with a husky tone of skin from too many years in the
harsh sun and surf, the lines in his skin seemed drawn straight from
thousands of miles seen. He was dressed head to toe in weapons. Crude
knives of various sizes and shapes a cutlass at his side and five guns
across his chest. As I drew nearer he leaped up and grabs me hand and
starts shaking. Bewildered at the circumstances I ask timidly
"Ahoy mate I be Big Bird Bawz and who might you be."
He let go of my hand and looked at my arm fresh and new with Mary Jane
smiling back him took his cigar out of his mouth and burned her face
out. I whipped around with my dagger and sliced off a bit of his ear
before he caught my leg and dropped me like I was a mere child.
"ARRR GOOD LADDIE YOU GOT A FIRE IN YA!!"
Still standing on my arm as to keep from losing more of himself he
stares me down and my blood went cold.
"I'm CaptinBones and I've been watching you for a few days it's time
come with me I have something to show you"
I followed him arm burned and pride bruised a bit but in the back of
my mind I could feel something was coming and it would be an
adventure. You see I was looking for this Captin Bones he had rafted
this loyalist going by the name of Angel Of Death who was seen fucking
dogs behind the Salty Nipple here in Port Royal, Jamaica. I don't know
much about that but I began to follow his stories and knew that I
would be able to learn the seas with him as my teacher.
We went down dark alley after dark alley till we found what he wanted
to show me.
"Here mate take this!"
Bones as he is wont to be called gives me a package.
"Umm what is it? I ain't no smuggler!"
and I wasn't still not strong enough to take on the big smugglers but
it was part of my plan my ultimate goal to rule this island.
"WHAT!!!!?"
He grabbed my head and slams it against the brick wall and I fell. He
turned and looked at me his eyes sad.
"Trust,... that's all I have to say." and he walked off.
It was a few years before I saw Captinbones again, I was a lot bigger
my fleet rebuilt reworked and now almost unstoppable. I was still
only pushing barques but my fleet was fast and I thought I could
defeat anyone. I of course was wrong had run into World Terror
Federation for the last few months and I was finally getting some
respect from those who I wanted to join in and sail with. My battles
all losses due to the fact cockiness is not a skill let us see the
list included in those months Cedryk, Stilllife, Settimo C Hill, and
Freakshow. 30 years old and pompous I saw the colors of bones. Black
with distorted skulls in a pile with an upside down bone cross on the
top. My crew fearful the stories of cruelty at the hands of
Captinbones was well known but I wouldn't allow that to stop me from
showing him my meddle. I circled him his barques with his flagship
King Kong circling back closer we came a turn and an anchor spin later
I was burning and Bones was on my ship.
"So we meet again Bawz! Yes I think I like that name for you it fits
because you need some big fucking Balls to even think to fire on me!!"
The smile spread slowly from callused ear to missing ear.
"So we do Bones, I be a wee bit older now you filthy pirate!!"
So he punched me dead in the jaw.
"That's for shooting on me! And this is for having some bawz!"
He hands me an envelope gesturing me to open it. All I could think
about was the alley and so I opened it not to disappoint him again.
To Big Bird Bawz of Port Royal, Jamaica
We at World Terror Federation demand your fealty and tribute of 100k
gold to the address shown. After which you will be put on trial to
join us. Your skills as a fighter and as master of sails are useful
and we require you for your first job. Follow Captinbones and learn
from him he is now your teacher. Deny us and suffer loss of ships and
gold.
Signed,
DJ and clan
So now I had a decision all be it an easy one. Survival or death hmm
so hard…
"WELL!"
I snapped out of my thoughts
"YES!"
"Yes, I will but I rather still fly my colors and spy for your mates
before I hoist WTF on my mainsail."
"It's what I expected from you, cautious and devious. Who be your
first target mate?"
"Nobber!"
Bones looked at me and laughed,
"Ok, Bawz we will keep in touch here's a small flock of carrier
pidgins who are trained to come to my ship no matter where I am."
"Ok, Tis good to be a friend and not a foe... Bones you're my brother!"
I don't know why I told him the truth but it felt good to have it out.
"I know that's why your not dead mate"
With that he hopped off my ship and raised anchor and left me there my
crew mouths wide open stood staring.
"GET TO IT MEN WE BE MAKING FOR THE GOOD LIFE!!! LET'S GO SINK US SOME
SHIPS AND PIRATE BOOTY!!"
Grover turned to Oscar and whispered," do we really want to be pirates
I love England?"
I heard it and ran over to Grover and stabbed out his eye.
"NOW LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL!! CROSS ME AND I WILL TAKE
SOMETHING FROM YOU"
and I turned to Grover,
"Get up come with me!"
"I'm sorry Big Bird"
He whimpered,
"I didn't mean to say I was un-loyal"
"I understand Grover but now you're a pirate shape up or you die! This
eye is mine now! Here nail it to the mast!"
I handed Grover the hammer and walked off to the Wheel and grabbed
hold of it. The familiar feel of her hard ebony made me feel alive. I
found my brother and my destiny and as I looked out at the sea and
as
another day drains away into the horizon I knew I would be happy. I
took Grover's blood and rubbed it into the feathers of my hat the
sound of the hammer and the smell of fresh blood, I smiled.
Recent Deaths:
Lorthos 2 14 08 War Galleon
Lorthos Was found in known infested waters of the area of Nevis by the
good crews of Lord Bawz and Lord Yolda. Lords engaged the British
Skiller and proceeded to sink one of his fleet of War Galleons.
Successful Lorthos eluded us into port. Anger as it should ensued and
reparations were demanded. Lord Bawz being a Merciful Lord aquiesed and
came out of port to give his charge 2 millions in gold dubloons.
Lorthos cursed and spat at Lord Bawz' feet not trusting his Lord. Lord
Bawz looked him from stem to stern and turned round and left the Brit
lover in his port crying to his men.
Victory Or Death 2 14 08 Frigate
VOD was calling out from across the seas for battle. Lord Bawz
would give it to him. Lulling him in with the stealth only achieved
with sailing junk frigs with fluyts underneath could afford him he
chewed down his opponent not repairing even once through battle and
even allowing his opponent to DC without a single cheap shot fired... 1
no twice... sadly he was swallowed by the triangle he did not return
the second time. Presumed dead records will be updated after search of
area remained questionable into the next day and that afternoon. Lord
Bawz said " He was there one second then poof he started wobbling and
he was gone. I'd only seen a kracken once but by god this was not no
beast. no... was witchcraft it was" The search for strength within the
british alliance is still going on with no hope of success.
Yolda's battle
Pri's Comeback
DarkHelmet/Lorthos revange:
The area around Nevis continued to be a war zone. Trader DarkHelmet
(Lorthos alter ego) seeked for revenge, but his resources, ships and
crew were limited. Because Lords respect honor, Lord Yolda agreed to
fight DarkHelmet and let him steam out and regain his. DarkHelmet,
fighting with grace and speed, even while having the odds against him,
proved to be worthy of respect and to be more than a simple trader, a
real fighter. After being shot crewless and damaging Yolda's fleet,
DarkHelmet felt peace again, the battle gave him a reason to continue
sailing his way. He received loyal sailors to join his crew, and
returned to port with his Honor intact. Furthermore, he received
Yolda's word that next time they meet, he would be paid back, with gold
and respect.
Richelu's BarqueDuel:
Shortly after the admirable fight given by his clanmate, Richelu
arrived to Nevis not knowing what was going on (perhaps?). Besides
being late at night, Richelu agreed to fight a duel & try to
accomplish what his mate seek. The battle was even, both shooting and
sailing heads on, and after several critical hits from both ends, both
fleets were at the edge of oblivion. Their fleets burned like the
flames of hell, and at the worst possible moment, a group of random
British Merchants joined the battle. Dodging cannon balls, Yolda
managed to take a short ranged shot at Richelu's fleet and sink his
fleet; Port was assured for both of them, as they tried to lurk between
the huge British presence and make it to port; Both were exhausted
because of the never ending battle. They did not need to fight to the
death, as this was not a brutal senseless battle, but a fight for Honor
and Respect that ended in a friendly farewell and a meaningful Victory
for Lords on British waters.
A letter from Icey,
Funny... Lords are dead... used to be more active... Have not run into one Lords for month now...
Noobs taking on other noobs... why dont you find me... I will show you
how it is really done but then again... we both know you got no
ballz...
Lord that Lord this.. remind me of Kings and their dramatic lines...
just bunch of gang bangers... you got no skill so you rely on
numbers... when numbers dont work you run and bitch... and try to fool
your self with stupid excuses so you would feel a bit better
Lords are as always on my "exterminate" list
you all should be happy! It is a bit sad fo me tho... have to look for you now more... noobs!
The Next day:
Having recieved the letter from the Frenchie IceXtreme and his insane
rantings i read it with droll interest. I then chuckled and lit my
cigar with it.
The warm smell of burning in my nostrils I took up my arms and made
my way back home. I pulled out some parchment and began my letter to
the Child King of Britan.
Beware Britan Lord's and her allies are watching. You will leave our fair seas and bow down to your true Masters...
The plot thickens:
While Big Bird was lighting his cigar he yet still haven't realized it... He had no idea that IceXtreme was out to get him...
The ink with what the letter to Big Bird was written was made out of
poisonous plant oils forget for hundreds of generations by Ninja's...
Ah the sweet smell of burning paper Bird mumbled. Smoke with poison was
burning his throat and eyes yet still unnoticeable to alarm him...
IceXtreme did not want to let Big Bird die that easily... He just
wanted to send him a message that says "I can get you anytime anywhere"
It was not enough of oils in that letter to kill anyone... even Big Bird but it still would paralyze anyone for hours...
"Exterminate" part of the letter brought fear deep into Big Birds
soul... He knew it was just matter of time before IceXtreme gets him...
Response from Bawz:
Dear,
Icey my good man don't you know that big bird spent 10 years in the
orient learning diffrent techniques for killing. Ah but a tingle was me
felt but the crew was not so lucky the smoke from my cigar did mange to
kill some of my crew. Grover will be missed. However if you would like
to repay that i shall make sure i leave you crewless as a lesson to
those who cross Lord Bawz.
Rafts forever,
Bawz
Two days Later:
 Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:00 am Post subject: Kings Leader Rafted Near Georgetown |   |
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It
was a late evening on the coast of Georgetown. VIP and Lords took
control of the Isle and proceeded to sink the cowardly nation of
Portugal's trading war galleons.
It was during one such raid that the Leader of the known Hated group
KINGS was spotted trying to molest our fine apprentice sailors in his
own war galleon when Lord Bawz and his brother Captin Bones sailed up
respectively in their war galleons and fast galleons. It was shaky at
first for the very traders we were sinking suddenly appeared out of no
where to ambush us their courage finally instilled. Lord Bawz retreated
to harbor his brother's ship and come out in his fighting fleet of
Destroyers. The carnage then ensued as Lord YoldaPirate joined in on
his newly minted War Galleon. King Boss was taken outside of port and
throughly beaten Lord Bawz flying in with his suicide bombing sunk 3 of
King Boss' War Galleon while Captin Bones blasted away 2 of Boss' War
Galleons.
The smell of burning flesh and the screaming of dying men as Boss' last
ship sank beneath the waves filled Lord Bawz' ears and nose with grim
satisfaction. What a way to bring in the new year!
He said he wanted to prove a point to Lords that
they fight to raft truth is i blocked his ass o well he could run back
to port as Bones and yolda sat there in wg's and blasted him to
nothing. I of course was on fire by the time he was rafted but it was
well worth the singed beard.
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King's revenge
YoldaPirate: HELP!!!!
I was blasting traders outside of Georgetown yet again when the call
was given. My mate yolda was in trouble i immediatly stopped destroying
ships to see what the commotion was about.
It was Seibi from the Hated Clan Known as Kings. I took a deep
breathe as Seibi is a fine fluyt sailor and has rocked my ships
countless times always to my loss. I gritted my teeth and jumped into
battle. Both being in WG's we were quite vunerable but optimistic we
would reach port to our Battle fleets in time.
In port we got into our fighting fleets and made a go at it. The fight
drug on when as i was going in for a massive blast i caught
rotten_skull and red dogg in my screen. I knew it was a trap and called
the retreat but it was hell getting into port as the very same traders
came back with the kings to help sink 2 of my beautiful newly minted
ships. Yolda escaped with no losses because i trained him so well.
I looked down the port with a sigh of pain the kings were picking up my ship's pieces and repairing there own.
Just then a sadder sight befell my eyes. Cheeseburger sailed up in
frigs in wrong place at wrong time. He wasn't happy about the reception
kings gave him. Total loss of ships and all hands he came back on his
rickety raft feeling downtrodden and angry.
After what seems days Me; Lord Bawz and my protege Yolda managed a
daring plan of escape. I going one way and Yolda the other ran for our
little lives as the Kings poured out of port after us. I then began my
long run to Port 130 miles away. It was tense as Redrug and Tely took
turns shooting and missing me and occasionally hitting me. More traders
came out of no where i thought now's my chance fence and lose only one
more ship. No the French Fast Galleon kicked me off his ship and i then
proceeded to lose 2 more ships for a grand total as i hit port of 4
Battle Fluyts.
So ends another fight with Lord Bawz
Credits for sunk ships
1 red dogg
1 sir aggri
1 tely
1 red rug
Those involved in battle:
REDDOGG, SIR AGGRI, REDRUG, TELY, ROTTEN SKULL, SEIBI, YOLDAPIRATE, BIG BIRD BAWZ, IF I FORGOT YOU THEN YOU WEREN'T IMPORTANT.
Love your enemies and then kill them.
Kings get their revenge for the Tragic Rafting of their esteemed leader BOSS.
but only 4 ships and no raft from quick thinking Bawz.
Rotten's Responce:
That was a tragic daty for cheesy, as i believe
it was the second time that day he was in the wrong spot at the wrong
time. Both of wich ended in dessater for him.
As for BBB, we will see u again shortly m8
KILL EM ALL
